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just a girl trying to steal your porn
09 January 2020 @ 04:54 pm
odds are i'm fucking your boyfriend
just a girl trying to steal your porn
20 April 2019 @ 01:34 pm
quietly over the past few days i've been going through this journal that has become invaluable to me and locking things up. i sent e-mails to the friends i know that read me letting them know that they will no longer be able to check up on me with as much ease as they have in the past. there are a few reasons why this is all going down. if you really want to know, feel free to ask, but i'm sure you can figure it out. regardless, with going through each entry one by one, i'm also reading them. i'm amazed at how much i've grown since starting this silly thing. where i once just posted code from quizzes like "which sex and the city character are you?", i'm spilling my guts. posts have become my therapy that i've allowed you to participate in for a few years. you guys know when i'm in love and when i'm a shattered mess. i dig the whole confessing thing. going back through the old posts i often wondering who certain things were about. i've tagged some entries "some guy" (there are 4 so far) because the person i thought was my moon god is now long forgotten. i've also laughed out loud about some things- like a post about licking chickens to get high. even though operation lock down is taking forever (we're talking over 1,190 posts here, kids) and is oftentimes upsetting, it's a very cool experience. i often go back to the beginning of the sex journal and re-read everything. it's totally hot, don't get me wrong, but i also like to see how my writing has been transformed into something not only sexy, but beautiful. my words blow me away and that's an incredible feeling. i realize not many have access to the sex journal, so you'll just have to trust me or ask to be let in.

i probably should have done this a long time ago to save so much drama. the moment someone asked me, and it's been a few someones, to censor myself, i should have locked this bitch up. the whole idea of random people reading me turned me on though. for now, i'll get my kicks elsewhere i suppose.

it is here i am most comfortable.
it is here i confess my sins.
it is here i am judged.
it is here i fantasize, live out my dreams, and learn.

If you are a dreamer, come in.
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer . . .
If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire,
For we have some flax golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!
-shel silverstein

from now on, this is mostly friends only.

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*actually written 4/20/06
just a girl trying to steal your porn
20 October 2008 @ 10:11 pm
MillerCoors ends production of Zima
Associated Press
12:54 PM CDT, October 20, 2008
MILWAUKEE - MillerCoors LLC says goodbye to Zima.

The joint venture between SABMiller's U.S. unit and Molson Coors Brewing Co. told distributors in a letter Monday that production of the malt liquor beverage was discontinued as of Oct. 10.

Chief Marketing Officer Andy England says the decision was due to weakness in the "malternative" segment and declining consumer interest.

He says distributors can get remaining Zima inventories most likely through December.

Distributors are being asked to put products from caffeinated alcoholic beverage Sparks on retail store shelves to make up for Zima's absence.

The brand came to the joint venture from Molson Coors, maker of Coors Light and Keystone.


It's a sad day for teenage Anne...oh Zima, how I'll miss you! You were such a lame drink, but drop a jolly rancher in and awesomeness ensued :(
just a girl trying to steal your porn
22 September 2008 @ 11:57 pm
title or description

there is something so completely awesome about how tiny but perfect she is...
it's almost unfortunate that i have to point out her baby tracking device
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Current Music: turin brakes - pain killer
just a girl trying to steal your porn
21 September 2008 @ 01:54 am
my ipod ear buds hurt my ear bits.
i have tiny canals.
Current Mood: sleepysleepy
Current Music: explosions in the sky: first breath after coma
just a girl trying to steal your porn
19 September 2008 @ 12:36 am
so it's customary for me on these trips home to chicago to stay up way late on my mom's laptop searching for downloadable music that would make a stranger think i was very cool and hip if they found my ipod.

i clearly remember being OBSESSED with this song,"stay" by shakespear's sister as an innocent 12 year old. i'm telling you i bought the cassette single and listened to it over and over again. i can't believe i found it on a site.

i'm sitting here smiling with tears in my eyes (and listening to it for the third time)
...how funny is that?
Current Mood: nostalgicnostalgic
just a girl trying to steal your porn
02 September 2008 @ 11:37 am
No you won't find love in a,
Won't find love in a hole
It takes more than fucking someone
To keep yourself warm

I'm drunk, I'm drunk
And you're probably on pills
If we both got the same diseases
It's irrelevant girl
In the room is the steam
It evaporates, disappears
My point of entry is the same way
That I'll leave

Can you see in the dark?
Can you see the look on your face?
The flashing white light's been turned off
You don't know know who's in your bed
It takes more than fucking someone you don't know
To keep warm
Do you really think that for a house beat
You'll find your love in a hole

frightened rabbit- keep yourself warm
you really should listen
just a girl trying to steal your porn
27 August 2008 @ 12:41 am
i've loved this song for a while now
Styrofoam - Couches In Alleys feat. Ben Gibbard
just a girl trying to steal your porn
20 August 2008 @ 12:04 am
right now i can listen to these two songs over and over

time to pretend by MGMT

kids by MGMT

listen or download...no pressure.
Current Music: mgmt : kids